GARDEN ADVENTURES
Angelica was anise who married Basil. She asked,
"Who is your sweetheart, is it Marj, or am I?"
The Osmin brothers were musicians who wanted to play at the wedding,
but they didn't belong to the onion.
One day, they looked at the calendula, saw what day it was, and
rushed to the cress of the hill. Down below, they saw a lavender
horehound riding a sorrel horse. He was chasing a
dandelion that he wanted to catnip. When he saw the Osmin
brothers cumin, he threw a lemon balm and tried to caraway
the cat to Oregano.
Sweet Annie made a sage remark: She sesame, "You'll
rue the day you tried to make a dill with Rosemary to take
a bow and yarrow and remove St. John's Wort. If you wind up
in wormwood, you won't be back 'til the end of summer thyme."
Copyright © 2004 James P. Barrett
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